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Welcome to part 2 of my Celestial Tournament guide. Part 1 can be found here.

This fight includes Wise Mari, Blingtron 4000 & Shademaster Kiryn.

Like in all my Battle Pet guides, feel free to swap out any of the pets for their equivalents, ie almost any Frog for Mac Frog, Crow for Gilnean Raven, any Mechanical instead of Blue Clockwork Rocket, and any Undead pet with Curse of Doom for Unborn Valkyr. A full list of required Pets can be found at the end of the post.

Comments welcome! If you have used the guide successfully and want to share I’d love to hear about it! Or if you notice something isn’t working please let me know and I’ll look into it and correct it asap!

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Trainer Group 2

Wise Mari

Pets Needed:
Slot 1. Gilnean Raven : Alpha Strike, Call Darkness, Nocturnal Strike
Slot 2. Mechanical Pandaren Dragonling : Breath, Thunderbolt, Decoy
Slot 3. Frog : Water Jet, Healing Wave, Frog Kiss

Strat:

Carpe Diem – Open with Alpha Strike (Carpe will Cleansing Rain), Call Darkness, Nocturnal Strike, Alpha Strike. Carpe should go down at this point, but if not one more Alpha Strike should do it.

Spirus –  Swap to the Pandaren Dragonling and use Decoy, then spam Breath. If Decoy comes off cooldown use it again, but otherwise just spam Breath.

River – If the Pandaren Dragonling is still alive use it as long as you can then bring in your Frog to finish off with a Frog Kiss then Water Jet.

Blingtron 4000

Pets Needed:
Slot 1. Dancing Water Skimmer : Water Jet, Healing Wave, Pump
Slot 2. Electrified Razertooth : Rip, Blood in the Water, Devour
Slot 3. Fel Flame : Burn, Immolate, Conflagrate

Strat:

Au – Open with Pump (activate), Pump (release), Water Jet. Au should be dead, but if not another Water Jet will finish him off.

Banks – Swap to Electrified Razertooth. Rip followed by Blood in the Water then Rip, Rip. This should get him low enough to hit finish off with Devour which will kill him, and heal you. He’ll swap to Lil’ Bling. One more Rip on him, then swap to Fel Flame.

Lil’ Bling – Cast Immolate followed by Conflagrate then spam Burn. Recast Immolate if you need to then continue to spam Burn.

Shademaster Kiryn

Pets Needed:
Slot 1. Unborn Valkyr : Shadow Slash, Curse of Doom, Haunt
Slot 2. Son of Animus : Metal Fist, Siphon Anima, Extra Plating
Slot 3. Terrible Turnip : Tidal Wave, Leech Seed, Sons of the Root

Strat:

Nairn – Open with Curse of Doom then Haunt. This forces you to swap pets so grab Son of Animus and use Extra Plating then Siphon Anima. Then spam Metal Fist.

Stormoen – Swap to Terrible Turnip. Leech Seed then Sons of the Root. Laugh like a maniac as none of Stomoen’s attacks do anything to you and your Root posse mess him up big time, using his own Lightning Storm against him! Then once you pop back up cast Tidal Wave to sweep away his Turrets and finish him off with a Leech Seed.

Summer – Swap back to Son of Animus. Extra Plating then Siphon Anima. Then spam Metal Fist to victory.

(I love this fight!)

ROUND 2 – Celestial Children

It is important to do this in the order below, as you will need your Pandaren Water Spirit for 2 fights and he should easily survive the first one (unless of course you have 2 :)).

Xu-Fu, Cub of Xuen

Pets Needed:
Slot 1. Pandaren Water Spirit : Water Jet, Whirlpool, Geyser
Slot 2. Chrominius : Bite, Howl, Surge of Power
Slot 3. Blue Rocket Bot : Missile, Toxic Smoke, Sticky Bomb

Strat:

1. Geyser
2. Whirlpool
3. Swap to Chrominius
4. Howl, (Geyser and Whirlpool will resolve and stun him)
5. Surge of Power

This should kill him, but if not bring in your mechanical and finish him off.

Chi-Chi, Hatchling of Chi-Ji

Pets Needed:
Slot 1. Unborn Valkyr : Shadow Slash, Curse of Doom, Unholy Ascension
Slot 2. Pandaren Water Spirit : Water Jet, Whirlpool, Geyser
Slot 3. Chrominius : Bite, Howl, Surge of Power

Strat:

1. Spam Shadow Slash until you die and resurrect. Then use Curse of Doom. It is important that you don’t use this until your ‘death’ round.
2. Swap to Pandaren Water Spirit and use Geyser
3. Whirlpool
4. If still alive, throw in a Water Jet, but otherwise swap to Chominius
5. Howl. Chi-Chi is then hit by double damage from Curse of Doom, Geyser, and Whirlpool simultaneously! If she somehow survives, she is now stunned and ready for you to unleash a double damage Surge of Power which WILL finish the job!

Zao, Calfling of Niuzao

Pets Needed:
Slot 1. Lil Bad Wolf – Claw, Mangle, Howl
Slot 2. Sunreaver Micro-Sentry – Laser, Haywire, Call Lightning
Slot 3. Clockwork Gnome – Railgun, Blitz, Build Turret

Strat:

1. Mangle
2. Swap to Sunreaver Micro-Sentry, (who soaks the Charge)
3. Call Lightning
4. Swap to Clockwork Gnome
5. Build Turret
6. Swap back to Lil’ Bad Wolf
7. Howl

The Lightning Storm/Turret damage is doubled and Zao goes down.

Yu’la, Broodling of Yu’Lon

Pets Needed:
Slot 1. Lil Bad Wolf : Claw, Dodge, Howl
Slot 2. Pandaren Monk : Takedown, Staggered Steps, Blackout Kick
Slot 3. Anubisath Idol : Crush, Sandstorm, Deflection

Strat:

1. Claw
2. Dodge (Yula will Lift Off)
3. Howl
4. Spam Claw until dead. Bring in the Monk.
5. Blackout Kick
6. Takedown
7. Takedown
8. Staggered Steps (Yula will Lift Off)
9. Pass
10. Takedown
11. Blackout Kick
12. Takedown
13. Takedown (Yula is probably dead by this point, but if not continue to step 14)
14. Staggered Steps (Yula will Lift Off)
15. Pass
16. Takedown

If Monk dies, finish off with Anubisath Idol, using Deflection against Lift-Offs, but you shouldn’t have to.

Appendix: List of Pets Needed

Gilnean Raven
Mechanical Pandaren Dragonling
Any Frog
Dancing Water Skimmer
Electrified Razertooth
Fel Flame
Unborn Valkyr
Son of Animus
Terrible Turnip
Pandaren Water Spirit
Chrominius
Blue Rocket Bot
Lil Bad Wolf
Sunreaver Micro-Sentry
Clockwork Gnome
Pandaren Monk
Anubisath Idol